With me nearly 72 hours away from the pharonic land, i am just smothering my funny bone !!Q: Where is the most popular place for pharaohs to eat?
A: Pizza Tut
Q: What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?
A: I want my Mummy!
Q: What did the receptionist at the museum say when a guy asked for King Tut ?
A: He can't come to the phone right now, he's all wrapped up.
Q: What is a mummies favorite TV show?
A: Death styles of the wrapped and famous!
Q: What is a little mummy's favorite store?
A: Mummies -R-Us!
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies.
More real time jokes coming soon!!
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